So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this
And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH
What?
but wait does this not make their marriage illegal because a marriage is made to make children and this way they cant make one.!! ??
is no one going to talk about how Jon has to eat an entire raw potato in order to stop being horny
no matter what the academy has chosen, this is tonight’s best picture.
STAR TREK: INTO DAT ASS
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid
- gay guy: *cough*
- white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
i swear i thought he was hiring lingo for sexual services for half a second right there this is better
I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.
I was wrong.
they should just start to higher tumblr to make adverts for them.
I have crackers that are wasabi flavoured and gave them to my friends without telling them
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays
Greatest porn intro ever
“HEY WHAT THE FUCK”
when you keep drawing the same wrong line over and over and you get so frustrated you just draw one angry stroke and it’s pretty much perfect and you just
that photo is fucking terrifying
